Wednesday, February 11, 2009

It's Entertainment.... Right ????

Seriously...it IS entertaining to see somebody getting mauled by a wild animal isn't it?? Or the aftermath of a horrible train-wreck ??? EVEN BETTER to be able to see the train wreck AS IT HAPPENS !!!
Oh Dear God YES !!!! Please GOD, let me see a Train Wreck as it happens and actually witness the beheadings, disembowelments, traumatic amputations and such that accompany a horror like that !!!
PLEASEEEeeee !!!
But from a safe and harm free vantage point of Course !!!
Okay GOD ????
Orrr..... could you manage to allow a ,...hmmm..., let's say possibly mentally challenged woman to actually give birth to what can only reasonably be described as a litter of puppies...Could YOU GOD ??? For ME????
What's that Lord ??? I'm sorry, your small-still voice is almost impossible to hear over my news-updates...thanks for the techonology by the way... but I seriously didn't hear you Lord.
OH...YOU already Did That...For ME LORD???? WOW...YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME.....
Well at least YOU Do want me to be entertained....
WOW MY GOD IS GOOD !!!!

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